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Jason Jacobson, Writer

Jason Jacobson is the Writer at Absolute Marketing Group, aka Lord Verbage of Slogania, aka the Thesaurus-asurus




Bowling for Christmas

20
Jan
12

Pins fell. Snow didn’t.

Absolute threw a wrench in the traditional office party, treating all the employees to an evening on the lanes. Sure, there were laughs during the ridiculous and random white elephant gift exchange. And yes, there were some adult beverages served. But the real magic of the evening … read more



5ives: Ways to Think About Trade Show Banners

18
Jan
12

Trade shows are beautiful madness. Amidst the chaos and struggle to stand out, you need signage. What should go on your signs? The flexibility offered by a trade show leaves the door wide open. To help, here are five ways to think about what a trade show banner or sign … read more



For Easier Copywriting, Think Law and Order

14
Dec
11

I’ve been spending my nights watching Law and Order from the beginning of the series (because I’m cool like that). Even with the antiquated wardrobes and technology, it’s easy to see why this show has lasted for so long. The writing is simply phenomenal. As a viewer, you take two journeys … read more



5ives: Easy-to-Break Habits with Responsive Web Design

13
Dec
11

The Web continues to evolve with design in mind. (Hooray.) As designers, or simply web aficionados, we ought to support the advances by changing our thinking when it comes to web design. The prevalence of smartphone browsers and mobile websites spurred the development of responsive web design. It’s up to … read more



Absolute Gets Festive for Fraser

14
Nov
11

It’s the time of year for good cheer and great causes. On November 9, Absolute spruced up a Christmas tree in celebration of Fraser, Ltd.’s  Festival of Trees event.  This event invites area businesses to decorate artificial trees, which will be delivered to families who otherwise would … read more



Copywriting and Reading Levels

7
Nov
11

I love language. Anyone who’s read my monthly article probably knows this. You also might know that I loathe clichĂ©s and empty words as much as I love puns. Recently, I began experimenting with wordplay of a different kind – using the reading level tool in Microsoft Word. The purpose of the tool … read more



5ives: QR Code Woes and 5 Easy Fixes

7
Nov
11

Watch a Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway

QR Codes are everywhere. As the hottest trend in marketing since social media, a lot of people are experimenting with this new technology. Like any experiment, some results work and some blow up in your face. This explosion of QR Codes in Fargo-Moorhead has … read more



5ives: Observations on Your Brain and Branding

12
Oct
11

In Mac’s article, “Selling with Story”, he points to scientific literature on why stories are an effective selling tool. Since we’re getting all academic up in here, I thought I’d take it a step further and see if I could drum up exactly how stories could be used in advertising.

I … read more



Absolute Enlists Video Editor

12
Oct
11

Moorhead, MN – Absolute Marketing Group announces the hiring of Scott Tostenrud as Video Editor. Tostenrud’s responsibilities include: video editing, audio production, video capture and animation. Tostenrud’s talents are the latest addition to Absolute Marketing Group’s award-winning video and audio production team.

Tostenrud hails from Redwood Falls, MN and possesses a robust … read more



5ives: Truths About Absolute’s Creative Process

30
Sep
11

Each creative person is different.

For instance, you might see a designer with a button-up shirt and khakis working away on a crisp, white Mac.

Or, you might see someone and go, “Is that a hobo? Nope. He’s wearing great shoes, must be an artist.”

Put different creative personalities into a professional setting … read more



Advertising Writing Word Spotlight: Good is Average

16
Sep
11

When it comes to using the word “good” in copywriting, I immediately think of the size options for soft drinks at fast food joints. I might be under 30, but I still remember a time when there was a small, medium and large size. Now, there’s no such thing as … read more



Highway Cleaning Fuels Trash Talk

16
Sep
11

Two miles.

Four teams.

Bragging rights were on the line.

Absolute did its annual cleaning of miles 3 through 5 along I-94 in Moorhead on Wednesday, August 24th. Every year, Absolute employees don the neon and trench the trenches to uncover roadside treasures. This season, the Absolute crew separated into four teams, each … read more



Absolute Marketing Group Promotes Tanya Weets to Project Coordinator

22
Aug
11

Moorhead, MN – Tanya Weets has been promoted to Project Coordinator at Absolute Marketing. Tanya brings a dynamic blend of management, sales and creative skills to Absolute Marketing Group. Her new position expands her full-time responsibilities to include:

The organization and coordination of internal projects
Overseeing marketing executions for project-based clients
Copy editing
Providing … read more



5ives: Ripe Environments for Guerrilla Marketing

17
Aug
11

Guerrilla marketing is a sucker punch. Its unexpected impact leaves you breathless.

The difference in this type of marketing, versus traditional marketing, is that there’s a payoff for the recipient. So maybe a better way to state it is that guerrilla marketing is a lolli-punch. Its impact is unexpected and sweet.

Using this … read more



Absolute Welcomes Augustus Robert Berns as Office Infant

22
Jul
11

Mac Berns Celebrates Latest Acquisition

Moorhead, MN – On July 11, MacDalton Berns announced the hiring of Augustus “Auggie” Berns as Office Infant. As a recent graduate of the U, Augustus brings a fresh face and unlimited potential to the team.

“My wife and I are really excited,” Absolute marketing advisor, … read more



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