5ives: Absolute Makes Your Website Easy. Reeelly Easy.

Picture this: Two figures. In full-body, spandex suits. Ninja-style moves and…an iPad. What? Wait a minute… The iPad starts a slideshow. It says: “I’m Flexible. I Can Fit In Monitors, Smartphones & Tablets. Can You? That’s Because You’re Not As Easy As Me.” You’re thinking, “I just came to this after-hours work event for the … Read More

Web Developer Announces Replication Code

Moorhead, MN – We would like to introduce the latest Absolute product to the world. Our Web Developer, Tim McMichael and his wife, Melanie, developed a new code that would duplicate their family name into the next generation. Timothy Walter McMichael, Jr. was born on May 28, 2012 at 5:30 p.m. in Detroit Lakes, MN. … Read More

Bowling for Christmas

Pins fell. Snow didn’t. Absolute threw a wrench in the traditional office party, treating all the employees to an evening on the lanes. Sure, there were laughs during the ridiculous and random white elephant gift exchange. And yes, there were some adult beverages served. But the real magic of the evening happened on the lanes. … Read More

Absolute Gets Festive for Fraser

It’s the time of year for good cheer and great causes. On November 9, Absolute spruced up a Christmas tree in celebration of Fraser, Ltd.’s  Festival of Trees event.  This event invites area businesses to decorate artificial trees, which will be delivered to families who otherwise would not have a tree this year. Proceeds from … Read More

Highway Cleaning Fuels Trash Talk

Two miles. Four teams. Bragging rights were on the line. Absolute did its annual cleaning of miles 3 through 5 along I-94 in Moorhead on Wednesday, August 24th. Every year, Absolute employees don the neon and trench the trenches to uncover roadside treasures. This season, the Absolute crew separated into four teams, each hungry to … Read More

Coming to a Mac near you – Internet Explorer 9

Insiders within Microsoft reveal Internet Explorer 9 for Mac The announcement of Internet Explorer 9 by Microsoft has many users excited about the newest IE experience, but since Microsoft discontinued support for Macintosh computers with version 5.5, Mac users have been left out in the cold. Until now. An inside source at Microsoft recently revealed … Read More