Category: Fun & Inspiration
5ives: Absolute Makes Your Website Easy. Reeelly Easy.
Picture this: Two figures. In full-body, spandex suits. Ninja-style moves and…an iPad. What? Wait a minute… The iPad starts a slideshow. It says: “I’m Flexible. I Can Fit In Monitors, Smartphones & Tablets. Can You? That’s Because You’re Not As Easy As Me.” You’re thinking, “I just came to this after-hours work event for the … Read More
Annual Chili Bowl Gets Funky
Moorhead, MN – On June 21, Absolute Marketing Group held its annual Chili Cook-Off and client appreciation party. This year we held a 70’s-themed, bowling shindig at All Star Bowl in Moorhead. There were high scores, High Life beers and high notes on the karaoke machine. Our new Project Coordinator, Christina Marcil, did an excellent … Read More
Web Developer Announces Replication Code
Moorhead, MN – We would like to introduce the latest Absolute product to the world. Our Web Developer, Tim McMichael and his wife, Melanie, developed a new code that would duplicate their family name into the next generation. Timothy Walter McMichael, Jr. was born on May 28, 2012 at 5:30 p.m. in Detroit Lakes, MN. … Read More
Absolute’s Great Mustache Debate
It is rumored in whispers around the halls of Bridgeview Plaza that Mark Huesman’s mustache is magic.
Bowling for Christmas
Pins fell. Snow didn’t. Absolute threw a wrench in the traditional office party, treating all the employees to an evening on the lanes. Sure, there were laughs during the ridiculous and random white elephant gift exchange. And yes, there were some adult beverages served. But the real magic of the evening happened on the lanes. … Read More
Absolute Gets Festive for Fraser
It’s the time of year for good cheer and great causes. On November 9, Absolute spruced up a Christmas tree in celebration of Fraser, Ltd.’s Festival of Trees event. This event invites area businesses to decorate artificial trees, which will be delivered to families who otherwise would not have a tree this year. Proceeds from … Read More
Highway Cleaning Fuels Trash Talk
Two miles. Four teams. Bragging rights were on the line. Absolute did its annual cleaning of miles 3 through 5 along I-94 in Moorhead on Wednesday, August 24th. Every year, Absolute employees don the neon and trench the trenches to uncover roadside treasures. This season, the Absolute crew separated into four teams, each hungry to … Read More
Absolute Welcomes Augustus Robert Berns as Office Infant
Mac Berns Celebrates Latest Acquisition Moorhead, MN – On July 11, MacDalton Berns announced the hiring of Augustus “Auggie” Berns as Office Infant. As a recent graduate of the U, Augustus brings a fresh face and unlimited potential to the team. “My wife and I are really excited,” Absolute marketing advisor, Mac Berns said. “We’re … Read More
Absolute Counters Candy Company
So here’s the deal. By now many are aware of a story that happened in Fargo, ND this week. The Just Born candy company, the one that makes Mike and Ike and Hot Tamales, said if the company met its sales goals in 2010 it would have its annual convention in Hawaii. If the company … Read More
Coming to a Mac near you – Internet Explorer 9
Insiders within Microsoft reveal Internet Explorer 9 for Mac The announcement of Internet Explorer 9 by Microsoft has many users excited about the newest IE experience, but since Microsoft discontinued support for Macintosh computers with version 5.5, Mac users have been left out in the cold. Until now. An inside source at Microsoft recently revealed … Read More
