Category: Fun & Inspiration
Drinking In the Morning
I didn’t know what I was in for. A speaker on HTML and CSS…sheesh…I don’t know anything about Web code. Guess I should go, huh? This will be interesting. Will I understand anything she’s talking about? I’m a writer. [Crowd holds all laughter.] I also wasn’t aware I was about to experience Ad Fed’s version … Read More
Jamz & Jams
It’s probably the hottest topic at work, aside from politics. It’s time to discuss music in the workplace. Can you listen to it at work? To music, that is, not politics. Maybe music is forbidden due to safety at your construction site, or maybe you were told you could listen to your radio at a … Read More
Lead Web Developer Generates a Handsome Bundle
Moorhead, MN – Absolute’s Lead Web Developer, Cas Johnson, and her husband, Andrew, welcome baby boy Gabriel Lee Johnson to their family.nson Born on July 9, 2012 at 3:45 pm at Essential Health in Fargo, ND, Gabe weighed 10 pounds, 1 ounce, 22 inches. He beat out his big brother, Drew, by a pound and … Read More
5ives: A Graphic Revolution – The Artist Makes a Comeback.
From slick and refined designs to hand-drawn, collage-style art, graphic design in 2012 has gone back to the basics. Rough sketches and artisan authenticity are now preferred over glossy perfection. Designers that choose simplicity versus overworked art are leading the pack. A quick glance at the last five years will recall the trends that have … Read More
5ives: Absolute Makes Your Website Easy. Reeelly Easy.
Picture this: Two figures. In full-body, spandex suits. Ninja-style moves and…an iPad. What? Wait a minute… The iPad starts a slideshow. It says: “I’m Flexible. I Can Fit In Monitors, Smartphones & Tablets. Can You? That’s Because You’re Not As Easy As Me.” You’re thinking, “I just came to this after-hours work event for the … Read More
Annual Chili Bowl Gets Funky
Moorhead, MN – On June 21, Absolute Marketing Group held its annual Chili Cook-Off and client appreciation party. This year we held a 70’s-themed, bowling shindig at All Star Bowl in Moorhead. There were high scores, High Life beers and high notes on the karaoke machine. Our new Project Coordinator, Christina Marcil, did an excellent … Read More
Web Developer Announces Replication Code
Moorhead, MN – We would like to introduce the latest Absolute product to the world. Our Web Developer, Tim McMichael and his wife, Melanie, developed a new code that would duplicate their family name into the next generation. Timothy Walter McMichael, Jr. was born on May 28, 2012 at 5:30 p.m. in Detroit Lakes, MN. … Read More
Absolute’s Great Mustache Debate
It is rumored in whispers around the halls of Bridgeview Plaza that Mark Huesman’s mustache is magic.
Bowling for Christmas
Pins fell. Snow didn’t. Absolute threw a wrench in the traditional office party, treating all the employees to an evening on the lanes. Sure, there were laughs during the ridiculous and random white elephant gift exchange. And yes, there were some adult beverages served. But the real magic of the evening happened on the lanes. … Read More
Absolute Gets Festive for Fraser
It’s the time of year for good cheer and great causes. On November 9, Absolute spruced up a Christmas tree in celebration of Fraser, Ltd.’s Festival of Trees event. This event invites area businesses to decorate artificial trees, which will be delivered to families who otherwise would not have a tree this year. Proceeds from … Read More
