Bowling for Christmas

Pins fell. Snow didn’t. Absolute threw a wrench in the traditional office party, treating all the employees to an evening on the lanes. Sure, there were laughs during the ridiculous and random white elephant gift exchange. And yes, there were some adult beverages served. But the real magic of the evening happened on the lanes. … Read More

Absolute Gets Festive for Fraser

It’s the time of year for good cheer and great causes. On November 9, Absolute spruced up a Christmas tree in celebration of Fraser, Ltd.’s  Festival of Trees event.  This event invites area businesses to decorate artificial trees, which will be delivered to families who otherwise would not have a tree this year. Proceeds from … Read More

Highway Cleaning Fuels Trash Talk

Two miles. Four teams. Bragging rights were on the line. Absolute did its annual cleaning of miles 3 through 5 along I-94 in Moorhead on Wednesday, August 24th. Every year, Absolute employees don the neon and trench the trenches to uncover roadside treasures. This season, the Absolute crew separated into four teams, each hungry to … Read More

Coming to a Mac near you – Internet Explorer 9

Insiders within Microsoft reveal Internet Explorer 9 for Mac The announcement of Internet Explorer 9 by Microsoft has many users excited about the newest IE experience, but since Microsoft discontinued support for Macintosh computers with version 5.5, Mac users have been left out in the cold. Until now. An inside source at Microsoft recently revealed … Read More

Merry Marketing Blunders

It’s been a week. I can finally start the healing process after two months of Christmas advertising creative cop-outs. I like Christmas, so don’t get ahead of yourself thinking this is some rant by a bitter 20-something because he didn’t get what he wanted. It’s quite the opposite. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve grown increasingly … Read More